Saturday, April 11, 2020

Brief guide against baloney theories


I’ve argued in another post that our CORONA-invaded world is currently in suspension. That leaves our bodies, our home office, the lamp and a bunch of unanswered questions to freely float in a zero-gravity field we couldn’t even imagine last month. We are not used to tolerate such a massive amount of uncertainties, and we really hunger for some solid and sound assurances that could help us navigate through this unexpected new normal. We struggle to get answers, to find some unmovable anchors, but they seem to elude us. To satisfy their ruthless hunger for robust beliefs some people resorted to shortcuts, rapidly sketched a theory mascot, swelled it with warm air and hanged with both hands on it. It’s better to have something than nothing, they encourage themselves. Understanding that complex problems need complex solutions, other people try to tolerate the unknown, to carefully look for facts, to launch and test hypothesis and don’t feel less about themselves when acknowledging the limits of their expertise. The truth is that we are frantically searching, trying to understand the many aspects of this crisis, but we just don’t know all the answers yes. If we are serious about it, we better tolerate these uncomfortable uncertainties now; invest our time in exploring the facts, use tentative language for our hypothesis, and forget all about our love affair with certainty. The world has changed dramatically and more surprises will pop up from under the horizon line as the earth revolves each day, so endorsing an attitude of expectancy and apprehension seems wise. Now it’s time to embrace uncertainty, and have a bath in the see of unknown. But as you probably noticed, not everybody likes this swim. And such unstable and unpredictable environment, where suspended questions float unattended in space, represents a perfectly fertile ground for the blossoming of conspiracy theories and apocalyptic speculations.
In February 2020, when China was struggling to fight CORONA, popular conspiracy theories claimed that the US must be hidden behind the scene. And the story that almost went out of print was that Americans got envious for the Chinese economic growths, so they “accidentally” released the virus in Wuhan. And China’s recession was simply history. In March 2020, when China was out of top 5 countries on both total number of infected cases and total number of deaths, the conspirators changed abruptly their discourse. They claimed that actually China is behind the scene, and to augment the plausibility of their newly fetched theory, proposed a play-like scenario. In scene one: the EU and US companies based in China had to stop production due to the crisis, and consequently their value on the stock market dropped. In scene two: Wuhan is in lock down, over 80.000 cases and 3.000 deaths are registered countrywide, but miraculously Shanghai and Beijing - the Chinese economic and political capitals – remain virtually untouched by the virus. In scene three: China redresses rapidly and starts purchasing at a lower price the EU/US companies based there. And such reliable theories – that peaked at the level of unmovable convictions and were generously shared on social media - were made up in just a few minutes after seeing a couple of videos on YouTube. Wouldn’t it have been better for these guys to replace their firm convictions with a hypothesis-oriented approach, to better look for the facts, and to postpone jumping in unknown waters for the sake of keeping intact their neck vertebras?
There is another group who made a personal mission from carefully watching the end of the world scenarios. They are familiar with the Bible and can easily cite many Revelation verses that, in their view, can be reliably linked to the current societal challenges. And the events occasioned by the CORONA crisis represent just the perfect context for unleashing their apocalyptic projections and fears. They are already shouting out loud “The end of the world is here!” and direct our attention to Bill Gates prophecies on the imminent dangers of epidemics, as if the predictions of computerized models have anything to do with divine revelations. They honestly want to be involved in the saving business and lean towards using all their ammunition now, before it’s too late for the world to hear. However, what they tend to ignore is that a sanitary crises, with all its economic and political consequences, could be just a bump in the world history and not the final 100 meter World Olympic race. Their low tolerance for ambiguity and previous religious distortions made them amenable to quickly embrace and disseminate unsupported conclusions. Wouldn’t it have been better for them to simply use tentative language, acknowledge their apprehension and embrace the present unknown more peacefully? Wouldn’t it have been better to tentatively ask rhetorical questions about the end (either of the entire world or of our individual lives), or allude to some difficult to solve challenges around searching for what’s really valuable in life?  
These are only two examples for how proclaiming hasty reached conclusions before the game is over could end up as a hugely effective way to attract shame. If the first conspiracy theory proponents would have hesitated only a few weeks with their launch, they would have had the chance to witness how Donald’s Trump undeterred optimism got unmercifully trumped by CORONA. If US were behind the scheme as they hypothesized, how come they pay the largest bill in terms of infected cases, death toll and economic loss?  And how serious will the world take the next message of those who spend all their ammunition with lancing firmly believed apocalyptic scenarios that run the risk of remaining children imaginative stories? Well, no more serious that the “Help! The wolf is near!” jokes we all laughed about. Do you see now why it’s not wise to bypass the hard and time-consuming work of being serious grounded in facts before launching your theory?
In times of uncertainty we are forced to exercise our muscle of frustration tolerance, whether we are enthusiastic about it or not. If the strengths of looking the void in the eye seems hidden from you, and the need to have an explanation now (and not next month) overpowers your tolerance of uncertainty, then go buy those cheap conspiracy or apocalyptic inspired theories. But remember that cheap theories resemble cheap clothing. They both tend to wear off quite fast, and in no time your friends will easily see through such a rag your deficits of vitamin D on your un-tanned skin. What’s that? Oh, you stay home and nobody except your family can see your clothing for the moment. But I was referring to the conspiracy/apocalyptic outfit you wore (are still wearing?) on social media and all the selfies you posted on your second life account hoping to get un unprecedented number of likes.
It’s true that this crisis massively restructured our business as usual, and the ball is still rolling, and we don’t see the end of the valley yet. It’s true that we simply don’t know how the governments might react if CORONA decides to increase her death toll rate to 10 or 20%. It’s true that it might be unwise to discard as phantasmagoric some hypothesis before really checking the underlying facts and arguments (and I mean checking the facts and arguments up to the limit of perfectionism but not beyond that point!). It’s true that it’s wise to prepare, and be on guard, and not relax prematurely as “in this world something always does go wrong … and the unexpected does happen – regularly.”[1] It’s true that now it’s a time to be apprehensive and consider – that is think deeply about – your next jump. But don’t jump just yet!
Finally, I was insistently advised by my consciousness to release a short list of strategies that could be freely used by those who want to save some of their credit for the next face-to-face meeting with colleagues and neighbors. So unless you have accepted Albert Ellis’s shame attacking challenge (i.e., when clients perform harmless but intentionally shameful behavior in public as a way to increase their tolerance for negative emotions), try following these 7 warning signs:
What appears today as solid theory tomorrow might be proven wrong!
Be open to all possible hypotheses but look for the hard-proven facts!
If you care for the value of your money don’t buy cheap stuff!
Jump only after checking the depth of the pond!
For the moment use tentative language!
And keep some credits for later!

Disclaimer: I just hope you will find charming when I spill over the limits of my English as a second language.

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Email: Bogdan.Tulbure@e-uvt.ro

[1] Robert Farrar Capon (2002) Kingdom, Grace, Judgment, William B Eerdmans Publishing Co Michigan/Cambridge

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